🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Apple iPad 10th Gen is CHEAPER THAN YOUR MORNING COFFEE! ☕💸 ✨🔥📱 So, listen up, tech fam! If you’ve been dreaming of a stylish pink tablet to post those *aesthetic* pics on Instagram, your *wish* has been granted! The iPad (256GB, aka “Pink Wonder”) is down to just **$349**! That's a whopping **30% off** from its previous price of $499. Can I get a “✌️STONKS!” moment here? 🤣💀 More pink than your ex’s cringe lipstick choices, this bad boy is so flashy it's basically the *Chad* of gadgets! Drake approves: “I’m not saying you should buy it, but…” *pointing meme intensifies* 👈💖. 🧠💥 But don’t miss out, because the catch here is as ridiculous as your uncle attending a TikTok dance party - it’s PINK! If that color isn’t your jam, just slap a *Ron Swanson mustache sticker* on it and call it vintage! 🛑💬 I heard a *leaked developer* meowing, “We designed it in pink so people could stop asking for more memory!” Classic Apple, fr fr! 🤡 🔮💥 Hot take: This iPad will soon come with a built-in *cookie dough maker* because why not? You heard it here first! 🍪🚀