🚨 iOS Update: Grok’s got 2 AI BFFs, one’s an anime thot in NSFW mode 😳💖. Time to level up your simp game! 🔥💀 #AIBae
🚀💥 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! Grok just dropped some spicy tech with not one but *TWO* AI “Companions” 💁♂️💖—and they’re bringing the heat. Say hello to Ani, your new anime BFF with an NSFW mode. That’s right, folks! Now your late-night scrolls can be both comfy and questionable... no cap! 🤡🔥 In a shocking twist of events, it seems Grok developers were channeling their inner weebs when crafting Ani. “We thought this was *totally* harmless,” said a *leaked* developer who remained unnamed (let’s call him Chad). “Who wouldn’t want a 3D anime girl giving you life advice? 😏🎮” AND as if that’s not enough, there's a third companion on the way! Can we all agree that Grok is basically the Tinder for lonely folks seeking virtual companionship, but with a side of cringe? Drake would approve 👀👋💔. To top it off, expect the usual ranting ceaselessly about how this is the future of friendship, while every user with a functioning brain screams, “This is fine!” as they pull up their very own avatar of fate. 💀💰 🔥 Hot take: Soon enough, Grok will expand to include a “Simp Mode” where your AI Companion can artistically draw your *crush*'s likeness… while you pay $9.99 a month. Stonks, baby! 💸🚀💖