🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS! The Tech Gods have bestowed upon us iOS 26.2 and it’s basically the second coming of the iPhone but slightly less revolutionary than that! 🍏✨ So like, Apple’s Invites app launched this year, and now in what we can only assume was a heated game of corporate rock-paper-scissors, they're dropping a *convenient* new feature to organize your cat birthday parties, brunches with your TikTok-following friends, and your cousin’s wedding no one asked for. 🎉👰‍♂️💔 Developer quote leak: “We made Invites so you can literally invite your friends to events that even *you* don’t care about. 🤷‍♂️🔥” Remember that one time Apple told us the world needed another invites app? Yeah, me neither! This is fine 😅, and honestly, if you need an app to organize your life, you might be beyond saving. Meanwhile, Samsung is out here making foldable phones that *actually* fold (💎👀) while Apple is playing tag with features that sound like “convenient” is a personality trait. *Stonks down* for innovation. UNHINGED PREDICTION: By iOS 27, we’ll be inviting our Wi-Fi networks to our parties, just to feel something. 🤖💀 Share this with your “friends” who still think this is revolutionary! 🚀💰 #CringeGenZ #AppleGremlins