🚨🔔 BREAKING: iOS 26.2 is here and it comes packed with *all the feels* 🥴💁‍♂️! Apple is basically gearing you up for the *end of the world* with enhanced alerts for earthquakes and other imminent threats. Like, 2020 called—they want their apocalyptic features back! 💥🌍😱 Forget boring notifications. You’re gonna get a brand-new tone that’ll make you question whether your phone is alerting you about an earthquake or your ex sliding into your DMs. 😂📱💔 Rumor has it that the new tone was selected after an intense *National Scream Competition*—you just KNOW that's a vibe. 🎤🔥 And yes, some *leaked* developer said, “We wanted to ensure that if it’s the end, we go out with a bang (literally).” 💀🚀 Meanwhile, you’ll be living in the *"This Is Fine"* meme, sipping your iced coffee as your phone screams at you about the ground shaking beneath your feet. ☕️💣 *We’re not saying it’s a flex, but it kinda is.* Predictions? Start prepping your bunker because iOS 26.2 might just be the last update you ever need. 👀🔮 This is the *ultimate* tech glow-up, folks! #LastUpdateStonks 📈💰