🚗💩 *BREAKING: iOS 26.2 Update Literally Wrecks Your Carplay Experience* 💩🚗 Listen up, fam! Apple just dropped their latest SOFT drink for your whip, and it's got two new features that are so 🔥, they might just make you reconsider your choices in life. Spoiler: they're not that great. 🤡💀 **Feature 1: Reminders while driving** – Because nothing screams "safety" like Siri reminding you to buy avocado toast while you’re merging into traffic. No cap, Apple’s really out here like **Drake pointing** at the cringe moment of productivity. “Yo Siri, remind me to NOT crash my car! 😩” **Feature 2: Podcast Control** – Now you can fumble through your "True Crime" podcast while your car climbs 50 mph! 🤪 This is fine. 🚀 You’re triggering a *whole* new level of multitasking — call up Tesla, we need to talk about their potential for freakin' therapy sessions in-car. Some leaked developer quote: "We figured what better way to distract drivers than with a fully loaded buffet of podcasts?" 🤖 Hot take: Soon, Apple will introduce *CarPlay²* where you can literally get your car to fantasize about how it wishes it were a Tesla. Stonks? 🚀💰 *Cue the meme explosion!* 💥💥💥 Share this to reveal the madness before it hits the roads! 😂🔥