🚨📢 BREAKING: iOS 26.2 is here, and it’s like your iPhone just got a glow-up 🤳✨ But hold onto your AirPods, folks, 'cause it's just 3 new features for the Apple Podcasts app, and honestly, it might be more exciting to watch paint dry. 😴🎨 🔍 FIRST UP: You can now search podcasts like you’re trying to find a needle in an Apple Store haystack. It’s like Spotify’s “Discover Weekly” but for that one true crime series you binge-listened to while simultaneously crying about your life choices. 🔍😱 And yes, this should help you finally find that one episode that had you clutching your pearls—because who doesn't love a good existential crisis while jogging? 🏃‍♂️💔 ✨ THEN we got TWO new features that sound dope but feel like they were invented by a bored intern on a Thursday. Like, your podcast will now have custom playlists. Wow, groundbreaking! 🤡 “Look mom, it’s like making a mixtape but with zero effort and no one cares!” 🔥🔥 🍏 Listen, Apple, we know the last upgrade was just you trying to convince us we need AirPods that can read our minds. So what’s next? AirPods with built-in mood rings? 🧘‍♂️💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Apple will replace podcasting with an AI that just reads your thoughts aloud and makes you pay $9.99/month. Don’t @ me, I’m just saying! 💀🤖💸