💥🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26.1 is here and guess what? You can NOW adjust the transparency of liquid glass! 🙃✨ Yes, you read that right. Apple has delivered us the revolutionary ability to turn your screen from "slightly confused" to "I'm seeing into the multiverse!" 🌌💫 But like, who asked for this?? 😒 "Hey Siri, can you make my phone look 1% more like a glass of water?" 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Android users are out here flexing with actual features like *breathing* and Google Assistant that doesn’t just stare blankly at them. 😤💔 #SadAppleUsers 👾 “I don’t mean to sound ungrateful,” one dev said, “but changing transparency feels like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while we’re all just waiting for the ship to sink. Again.” 💀🍎 Drake is out here like, “I can’t even...” while we’re all like 🤡 “STONKS UP for liquid glass transparency!” This is fine. 🔥 Oh wait, it’s NOT fine. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In the future, the only thing Apple will be updating is the color palette of the liquid glass, and we'll all be throwing money at them like 🤯💰📱. Mark my words!