🚨📱✨BREAKING NEWS, APPLE FANBOYS!✨📱🚨 Apple just dropped iOS 26.1 and lets you TURN DOWN THE GLASSINESS! 💧👀 That’s right, prepare to be *shooketh* because now you can choose how transparent your buttons are! *BRRRRR* It’s like drinking water from a glass that's actually made of... liquid glass? 🤔 How does that even work?! Are we in the matrix or is Tim Cook just trying to flex on us with transparency?! Single tear for all the unrecognized button presses🙏💔 So here's the tea ☕🍵 — you can now toggle between “Oh wow, I can see my own soul through my phone” 🌈 and “Frosted like my cake, please!” 🎂 It’s like the Drake meme: "You’re too clear"➡️ "You’re just right" 🔥💯 #NailedIt But here’s a pro tip from your neighborhood devs - “Dude, just embrace your inner opacity. A little less transparency, more identity!” - *Anonymous Dev, 2023* 😂 And don’t sleep on that live translation with AirPods, fam! Just imagine your AirPods screaming “NO CAP” in five languages while you’re trying to read the latest *frozen solid* patch notes! 🚀🤖💰 🔮 Hot Take: By 2025, we’ll all just be talking to our iPhones like they're our therapists because *obviously* they know us better than we know ourselves! 🤡💀 #iOS261 #LiquidGlass #Stonks