🚨🍏🍎BREAKING APPLE DRAMA!!! 🍏🚨 💥 iOS 26.1 beta is out, folks! That’s right, Apple is dropping new swipes in the Music app like it’s hot. Finally, swiping left on my exes and my Spotify playlist in one fluid motion... that’s some galaxy brain level stuff right there! 🤯💿 🐦 Meanwhile, Benjamin and Chance threw some shade 🌒 over the iPhone Air — ya boy Benjamin just got it and his review? “It’s like holding the future in my hand, if the future was a featherweight paper airplane.” 🛩️🤣 But hold up! Apple is sweating bullets over the ‘ScratchGate’ scandal (sounds like a bad teen drama 🚪💔) surrounding the iPhone 17 Pro. Product durability? Impressive—unless you’re living life like a pancake on a treadmill, then you might wanna brace yourself 💪😵. “This is fine,” said Tim Cook, while hiding in the executive fridge. 🍕🔒 And Chance just leveled up in visionOS 26! “Jupiter environment? More like ‘THIS IS MY NEW HAPPY PLACE’! 🌌✨” #VisionOSHype 💰Pro Tip: If you want those precious memories backed up, check out iMazing! (Code: 9to5mac-20off) 'Cause saving your cringe thirst trap pics is a must! 😂📸 🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Apple will release the iPhone 69, designed solely for holographic calls with your dog. You heard it here first! 🐕✨ #InnovateOrDie