🚨BREAKING: iOS 26.1 Beta 4 is HERE and, honestly, it's about as exciting as watching paint dry on a new MacBook Pro (don’t @ me, Apple stans) 💀🍏. If your life has been lacking the thrill of minor software updates, congrats, you're officially living in 2025! 🎉🤡 What’s new, you ask? Well, apparently they've updated the “Apps You Never Use” section so it can now recommend TikToks of cats playing pianos like we’re living in some dystopian future. Stonks? More like “blonks,” amirite? 🚀💰 Rumor has it the developers are just sitting around sipping overpriced oat milk lattes while muttering “it’s still better than iOS 25” ☕🙄. “We just wanted to make it *greener* and *faster*,” says one developer, before immediately getting roasted by colleagues who are using their childhood Tamagotchis as phone replacements. “This is fine,” they all respond, staring deep into the abyss. 😩🔥 Also, if you’re still using Google Play to listen to your tech news... that’s cringe, fam. 🤖🔪 🔮🔥 Here’s my hot take: Apple’s gonna release their first sentient iOS that will literally roast you every time you ask “Siri, what’s the weather?” 😱 And you thought your ex was bad! So buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Share if you’ve ever faced MEGA-BOREDOM with iOS updates! 🥳💪