🚨📱🍏 BREAKING: iOS 26.1 Public Beta 2 Dropped Like It's Hot! 💥🔥 Alright, fam, gather round because Apple just unleashed *another* beta faster than I can say "Planned Obsolescence!" 😂👀🍏💀 Say goodbye to your sanity and hello to more bugs than a summer picnic! 🐜🍔 👽 What’s NEW in this chaos, you ask? Well, rumor has it they're finally letting you change the ringtone to "Mo Bamba" because why not slap the world in the face?! 🥳💥 Leaked Dev Quote: “We added features nobody asked for because our coffee was too strong this morning!” ☕💀😂 But wait, there's more! You can now customize your home screen using your own 480p selfies! Yup, every time you unlock your phone, say hello to your cringe face! 🤳🤦‍♂️ #RIP 🙅‍♀️ Drake be like: "I can’t even" when he sees Siri *still* can’t understand you unless you’re speaking in Shakespearean English! 🤔🧐📜🔥 And let’s not get started on that weird “Force Field” setting you can use during family dinners—proof that Apple knows we all want to block our relatives’ opinions. 😱💔 **Unhinged Prediction:** In a daring twist, iOS 27 will include a built-in therapist app to help you cope with your tech-induced existential crisis. "This is fine!" 🐶🔥 #iOSTherapist Share this with a friend who's still on iOS 11, they need to catch up! 💰🚀