🚨🔥 ATTENTION iPhone Hooligans! 🔥🚨 Your beloved shiny brick just dropped another update: iOS 26.0.1! 🤖💔 If you think your iPhone 17 looking like this 🥴 post-update was bad, wait ‘til you see how it SHATTERS the competition in “making you care about updates.” 🙄💤 (featured below: “iOS is basically a glitter bomb that occasionally blows up in your face” - *totally not a real Apple dev quote*). So what fresh hell does this update bring? 📅✨ *Drake pointing* to the sweet isolation of fixed Wi-Fi glitches! 🎉 Because nothing screams "YOU'RE RICH!" like needing Wi-Fi on your $1,000 device! 💰💀 And don’t worry, Apple is still perfecting their art of *playing whack-a-mole* with bugs like it’s some kind of Olympic sport. 🥇 Meanwhile, iOS 26.0.1 rolls out “one security bug” fix because privacy is just one security patch away, right? 🤡 But here’s the kicker; I’m calling it right now—next update will come with a built-in “Shiny Object Distraction App” 😂💥 OR your iPhone will magically transform into a paperweight if you forget to update!!! 📜💀 This is fine. Just remember: “Updates: How fast can Apple make us reinstall everything?” 🤷‍♂️💣 #ThisIsFine #GalacticBrainUpdate #STONKS! 🚀📈