🚨🍏 **BREAKING NEWS**: Apple Just Gave Us the AI Models So Local, They Should Start Charging Rent! 🏡💸 So, we all just sat through WWDC 2025 📅 like we were in "This is Fine" while Apple dropped its Foundation Models framework. 👨‍💻✨ They're basically saying, "Hey devs, you can now borrow our AI models🔍 without having to sell your kidney for inference costs!" 🤦‍♂️💀 Imagine your app *actually* doing stuff without needing a PhD in AI. 🚀🤖 Just slap Apple’s local models onto your app, and boom! Guided generation & tool calling like it’s 2099! 💥🍏 💬 *Alleged quote from an Apple Dev*: “We just wanted devs to feel like they’re not coping with their apps being trash. With local AI, we’re making their apps *less* cringe.” 😅🔥 And let's be real, who doesn’t love a galaxy brain moment when you realize you don’t have to pay for AI anymore? 🧠✨ But here’s the real tea ☕: iOS 26 is rolling out faster than a meme on TikTok, and if you ain’t ready for local AI models, you might just be the doomer in the corner seething over the stonks of your failure! 📉💀💔 **Quick Prediction**: AI assistants are going to replace your mother-in-law's unsolicited advice. 🤷‍♂️👩‍💻🚀 Mark my words!