🚨🔥 Yo, Apple stans and haters alike, gather 'round! iOS 26 and watchOS 26 beta 7 just dropped like it's hot, and guess what? It’s got a new BLOOD OXYGEN feature that’s more hyped up than your friend's AirPods leaking sound! 🤡💧✨ 👀 So, what’s the tea? Basically, if you’re rocking that Apple Watch Series 9, 10, or the Ultra 2 (because, you know, flex that wrist game 💪🤑), you can now measure your oxygen levels in style! 🥳 In a leaked chat, one dev was like: “We just redesigned it for the aesthetics, fam. Who cares about actual health data? 💀💊” And honestly, that’s the Apple way: “Make it pretty, charge ‘em like stonks! 📈💰” But wait, there's more! This isn’t just blood oxygen; it's BLOOD OXYGEN 2.0. I mean, at this point, can I get a feature that tells me I’m still single? 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥 So, grab your overpriced bricks and get ready to cope with the fact that you’re still stuck in a consumerist cycle while yelling, “This is fine!” 🌈🔥 Prediction: Apple is just 2 updates away from unveiling "iHeart," where the watch monitors your emotional state every time Apple stocks dip. That’s the future, baby! 🚀💖