🚨🚨 GUESS WHO JUST DROPPED THE *sneak peek* 🍏👀: iOS 26 is coming faster than your ex sliding into your DMs after a couple of drinks. 🔥🔥 We’re talkin’ Liquid Glass design that’ll make your iPhone look like it just walked off a NASA spaceship 🚀💫, live translations that'll literally make your French-bulldog-pooping-on-the-sidewalk moments seem cultured 🇫🇷🤖, and an upgraded CarPlay so you can finally yell at Siri in the car without it judging your Spotify playlist choices. 🎶🚗💀 But WAIT, there’s more! According to Apple’s very own *leaked* confidential chatroom—“Cookin’ Up New Features” 💬—the public beta is *officially* ready to drop faster than the stonks meme during a market crash 🚨📉. Mark Gurman spilled the tea last week on his newsletter, saying that July 23rd is like the Big Day. Y’all, the anticipation is like waiting for a meme to go viral! 🥴😂 So how do you get in on this iOS 26 action? Just follow the breadcrumbs, fam! 🍞 But let me tell you, if you download it and your phone explodes, remember: you heard it here first! Hot take: this time next year we’ll all be using Apple’s new AI-powered psychic assistant to predict when our phones will replace us! 💰💀💢 #CursedCreations