🚨🚨Y'all! Hold onto your iPhones because Apple just dropped a BOMBSHELL with iOS 26! 📱💥 Are you ready for some "Daddio on Duty" vibes? It’s like parental control boot camp for your little screen zombies! 🤡👶 😱 So here's the tea: Soon you won't just be the cool parent; you'll be the OVERLORD of screen time! Apple’s flexing those silicon muscles and adding features that detect and BLUR nudity in apps like it’s the Ministry of Silly Walks. 🕺💃 Like “Oops, you thought that was a selfie? Sorry, junior, it’s a no-thank-you from the parental unit!” 😂💔 And get this: your kid will have to send you a DOGE meme-level request to access certain apps! Imagine your child hitting you with “Can I use TikTok?” like they're asking you to marry them. 😳💍 To quote a totally real developer from Apple™: “We just want to make sure kids don’t turn into mini TikTok influencers before they’re even potty-trained.” 🍑💩 But real talk: will this really make parents feel like they’re winning? Or are we just one step closer to mind-controlled, emoji-slinging, tech-savvy munchkins taking over the world? 🤖🔮🔥 Prediction: In 2025, kids will just hack their own parental controls and create an underground iOS cult called “iKids” to spread meme chaos worldwide! Stonks? More like, “stonked!” 🚀💰