👀🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🍏🚀 Apple just dropped an update for iOS 26, and it’s basically the digital equivalent of putting your kids in a bubble wrap house! 🏡🤡 First off, they finally gave parents some *actually* useful tools (sorry, not sorry if you were hoping for new emojis). Parents can now flex on their kids by blocking who they fave on social media or text with 💬✋. The new Communication Limits are so tight, you’d think they were trying to keep the kids away from aliens invading Earth! 👽👾 Fake Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to enable parents to channel their inner helicopter pilot. #MissionControl” 🚁💼 But this is almost as cringy as putting your child on a leash at the mall 😬. Like, what’s next? A “Don’t Talk to Strangers” feature for adults? Don’t even get me started on the parental units who will now have to remember their passwords to constantly approve interactions! 🤦‍♂️💀 TBH, this is all just Apple trying to get back into the parents' good graces after all them overpriced chargers. 😂💰 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By 2030, Apple will release a “Parent Mode,” and you’ll have to swipe your finger across a holographic iPad just to get a cupcake from the kitchen! 🍰👽 #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain