🚨🚨 NEW iOS 26 DROPPED AND I'M SHOOKETH! 🌊👀 Liquid Glass? More like LIT Glass! 💦✨ We’re living in a tech utopia, folks! WHY ISN'T EVERYONE SCREAMING? 😱🔥 But hold up—everyone’s flexing the stunning aesthetics, and I'm out here like, "Bro, did ya even try that call screening?!" 🤖📞 Like, I can finally dodge Aunt Mildred's 2-hour rants on her cat, Mr. Whiskers, without feeling like I’m committing a felony. CALL SCREENING IS A GAME CHANGER! 🚀💰 #Stonks Meanwhile, the Games app is still in beta channel? Bruh, I thought it was 2023, not 1999. This is fine. 🐸🔥 No cap, I thought I downloaded the wrong app—like, am I playing Snake on a Nokia? 👾🕹️ A quote from a *totally reliable* source (aka I made this up): “Yeah, we ran out of time and just slapped some buttons on it. Now it’s a virtual paperweight.” 😂 To end this beautiful chaos, mark my words: iOS 27 will be a full-on VR experience where you’ll be walking through the iPhone like it’s an art exhibit! 🖼️🔮 Fr fr, get ready to live in your device, because the metaverse is watching! 👁️👁️💥