🚨🌟 Y'ALL! Big news from the Apple overlords - iOS 26 just dropped, and it’s lower key than a silent disco but listen up! 🎉👀 We’ve got a *Liquid Glass redesign* that's smoother than your mom's dance moves at a wedding, PLUS call screening that’ll make even the most persistent boomer rethink their life choices. 🤡📞 But hold the iPhone juice! The BEST part? You can now slap custom BACKGROUNDS on your Messages. Yes, my dudes. No more boring chats that look like they were designed in a 1990s Windows Paint program. 🎨💥 You can now channel your inner Picasso and turn every conversation into a masterpiece – or at least something mildly eye-catching. 🤖💔 "Maybe the feature will make our chats more interesting," said one *cough* imaginary Apple dev. "But let's be real, people still won't text back." 💀✨ Seriously, this is the ultimate glow-up 🍆🌠! You can finally identify your group chats without having to decode the cryptic emoji hieroglyphics. But like, is this the start of ABC (Apple Background Chaos)? 🤔🔥 🔮 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will release an update that lets your background literally speak for you. Just imagine a wall of emojis *talking shit* whenever your ex texts you! 🔥💸 Stonks? No stonks! Just vibes! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine #ApplePlease