🚨🛌💤 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 has been caught slipping, and guess who’s back on their midnight scroll? That’s right, it’s your favorite snooze machine: the Apple Watch! 🕵️‍♂️🍏 Snooze alerts, people! 🛌💤 We’re talking an upcoming **SLEEP SCORE FEATURE** that’ll turn your dreams into a data-driven dystopia! Your Apple Watch will serve you numbers like it’s your sidekick in a horror movie, tracking heart rates and sleep stages like it’s Netflix binge-watch hours! 📊🤖 Word on the street (or should we say, in the developers’ secret chat at 3 AM 🍕👾) is that Apple’s devs are whispering, “Finally! We can judge our users' sleep efficiency like we do their questionable selfies on social media!” 😱 But, let’s be honest, this is basically the tech version of that "This is fine" dog meme while we roll our eyes at another cash grab. 💸🔥 Also, can we talk about how this will alienate all the 3rd-party apps?? "Stonks?!" 😂📈 More like “cringe” as Apple pulls another power move! 🔥💯 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, your Apple Watch will not only score your sleep but will judge you on how many naps you need to cope with the existential dread of daily life! Get ready for the internalized guilt! 🤡💀