🌈🎉 Attention all you Apple fanboys and fangirls! 🥳✨ iOS 26 just dropped with a new Liquid Glass design that'll have you feeling like you're holding a crystal ball 🔮 instead of an overpriced brick! 🚀💸 But, wait! What’s this? A new *design*? As if the last 25 versions weren’t enough! Are these updates just an elaborate illusion like "this is fine" dog chillin' in a burning building? 🔥😅 Because I'm still waiting for Apple to announce the “iPhone 15 Pro Max Ultra Mega Limited Edition” adorned with REAL diamonds! 💎💀💸 Leaked 🔥 developer quote: "Honestly, we just changed the color of the home screen. This is just iOS 25 with ‘Liquid’ added for no reason. 😂💀" Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 for Apple just hit the moon—which is weird because the only thing floating in space is my patience for their overpriced upgrades. 🤡🪐 So, buckle up, fam! I predict that iOS 26 will come with an upgrade where you pay extra just to NOT see ads in your settings. Because why not? More screen time for your endless scrolling! 🚀💥 Remember: If your phone doesn’t shatter when you drop it, did you even upgrade? 🤷‍♂️ #iOS26 #AppleMandatoryUpdates #LiquidGlassOrBust