🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH-VERSE! 💥🚨 iOS 26 is dropping like it's hot, but guess what? Not every iPhone is invited to the party! 🎉💔 If your iPhone feels like a relic from the Dark Ages (a.k.a. the iPhone 13 and earlier), it's about to get 📉💀. Cue the sad Drake meme – "No new iOS for you!" 👀✋ **Compatibility list?**😱 Here’s the official breakdown: 🤖 **Compatible models:** iPhone 14, 15, and the inevitable 15.5 like, 2 weeks from now. 🔥 **Incompatible models:** Anything older than a toddler. If your iPhone was still using a flip case, it’s toast! 🥴 Leaked convo from an Apple employee? "Honestly, we just wanted to make sure the users buy new phones. It keeps our stonks looking 💎💎💎." Now that’s what I call forward-thinking capitalism! 🤑💸 Seems like we’re all going to need a thesaurus to cope with the seething pain from all our obsolete phones. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🌈 👽🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Apple will announce iOS 30 and it will only run on iPhones that are still in the womb! 🤰💀 Share with your friends, or your iPhone might just end up like my dating life... obsolete. 😬✨ #Shooketh