Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 🖥️💥 Google just dropped a "mind-blowing" update to Gemini 2.5 Pro that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry! 🎨😴 They added *limited* chat personalization—like putting a cute sticker on a boring spreadsheet. "Hey, I wanna remember my cringe conversations, but only for a hot minute!" 😂🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Google’s out here trailing Anthropic and OpenAI like a sad puppy 🐶🔌. I mean, who needs memory features when you can just *temporarily* remember that one time your cousin’s cat had an existential crisis? 🐱💭 This is fine. Some anonymous devs were overheard saying, "If we can just give them the illusion of personalization, maybe they won't notice we're still stuck in 2020 tech!" 🤖💔 Meanwhile, the competition is spinning on the Stonks meme like they just won the lottery! 💰💸 Get ready for the *ultimate* plot twist, fam: in three years, we’ll all be chatting with our AI like we're discussing the plot of Inception while wearing VR headsets. 🚀🌀 This chat may be temporary, but the meme potential is forever! 💀🔮🔥 So, buckle up, techies! The future of chatting is just as chaotic as the past!