📱🍏🌌🚀 Yo, fellow iPhone cultists! ATTN: Ballad of iOS 26 has dropped, and you WON’T believe who got yeeted from the party! 💀💔 Turns out, in Appleland, the *only* thing scarier than that cute new Liquid Glass design (kinda like Windows Vista but less cringe—no cap) is your dusty old iPhone 8 or X, now officially declared the dinosaurs of tech. Jurassic Park called and they want their flip phones back! 🦕💀 Imagine pulling out your iPhone 8 in 2025, looking like the meme you are 👉 (Drake pointing at the new iPhone) and it’s like, “Bro, that ain’t fly. Time to upgrade!” ✨🚀 😬 “Didn’t we just upgrade last year?” - *Random Apple Dev* from the corner holding a MacBook struggling to load TikToks 👉 “Bruh, cope and seethe! 🥲” So, who can join the iOS 26 glow-up? If your iPhone was birthed 2018 or earlier, you might as well RSVP to the graveyard. Stonks in shambles 💰💀! But hey, at least you can try the beta… if you’re feeling wild. 🤡🔥 Hot take: I predict Apple will release an “iPhone Classic” edition for all the boomers still rocking their flip phones in 2030. 🤣📞 #MakePhoneCallsNotUpdates