🚀✨ BREAKING: iOS 26 is about to slap your phone into a new dimension! 📱💥 Hold onto your butts—Apple’s Phone app is REVAMPED like a 90s sitcom reboot! 😂✨ 🔥 First off, say goodbye to your grandma’s contact list layout 👵(no cap, did she even use emojis?) and hello to a layout that screams “I wear socks with sandals” level of cringe! 🤡🚫 But wait, there’s MORE! 🍕 Call screening tools so dope that Siri herself might give you *that* look 👀. “Oh, you just wanna avoid telemarketers?” 🤖 “Go off, Queen!” 💅 And let’s not forget the *Apple Intelligence Features*—a fancy way of saying it’s about to know your every move and put it on your TikTok feed! 🕵️‍♂️🦾 Developers were heard saying, “If we can predict your next pizza order, we’re basically the Oracle.” 🔮🍕💰 🔥💀 Meanwhile, Team Android is over there like "This is fine" while their phones catch fire in the background—it’s a whole meme parade! 🚒🔥 So, here’s the tea: iOS 26 will either be a game-changer or a total dumpster fire. Only time will tell if Tim Cook can pull this off or if we’re gonna be crying the “Stonks” meme in unison. 📈💔 Prediction? By 2024, we’ll be making calls with our minds! 🤯📞 Don’t @ me!