🌟🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS OF THE TECH UNIVERSE! 🚨🌟 You’re NOT *actually* ready for this next-level spice from Apple on iOS 26! 🍏📱 WHY do we even need to talk to people IRL when we’ve got the ultimate introvert armor!? 😂🤖 Introducing the **"Call Screening 9000"** feature! It’s like having an AI bouncer for your phone. 🎤💥 Picture this: your phone gets a call from that long-lost cousin who thinks *you’ll* listen to their deep dive on knitting. 🧶💀 The automated voice picks up, asks for their name—then *BOOM* a transcript pops up faster than you can say “no cap.” 🕶️💀 Developer quote: “We basically want to prevent humans from ever talking. Like, why use your voice when your phone can ghost for you?” - *Unidentified Apple Dev* 🦸‍♂️ Drake says NO to awkward small talk, while your phone is out here like, “Sorry bro, my owner is busy living their best life.” 🤷‍♂️🚫 That epic moment when you realize the AI is more sociable than you? #Based 😏🔥 In conclusion, people, get ready for a world where “unknown calls” turn into “unknown opportunity for your phone to handle my social anxiety.” 🔥 Predictions? In the YEAR 2040, we’ll all just be living in virtual chatrooms while our phones handle all contact with the real world. “Anyone want to join my digital utopia?” 🤯🚀💌 Tagging it: **#CallScreening9000 #IntrovertLife #ThisIsFine** 🧊💰 Let's get it viral! 💥🚀