🚨📰 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of overpriced shipping and questionable delivery promises! Amazon is throwing a *party*... but not the kind you wanna be invited to. 💀💼👻 They’re laying off a whopping 14,000 corporate peeps like it’s Black Friday and everyone is just trying to snag a deal on misery. I’m talking the “cut your losses” kind of vibe, fam. 🔪🔥 Beth Galetti, Amazon's sad CEO version of Santa, dropped the news like it's hot on Tuesday. “We’re just trying to be leaner and meaner," she said in a message that probably didn’t make anyone’s day brighter. I mean, who knew that “removing layers” was an actual job description? 🤡🧅 But, here’s the kicker: this is all supposed to help them invest in "biggest bets" like AI, while employees are like, "Uhh, what about MY ‘biggest bet’ on a stable paycheck?” 🤷‍♂️💰 In a completely real and not-at-all-fake convo some devs apparently had, one said, “Is this what Bezos meant by ‘disrupting’ the lives of 14,000 people?” To which the other replied, “Nah bro, that’s just how the cookie crumbles... in a warehouse!” 🍪🚀 In conclusion, Amazon's future strategy seems to involve betting the farm on AI like it’s a *stonks* meme—even if it means burying its workforce under layers of “synergy” and “innovation.” My hot take? Next, they’ll replace human employees with chatbots and call it “progress!” Buckle up, it's about to get WEIRD out there! 🤖💸 #ThisIsFine #NotMyJob #CopeAndSeethe