🚨🌈 ALERT: iOS 26 is here and it’s glassier than your ex’s excuses! 😱💔🍏 Say hello to the Liquid Glass aesthetic—because apparently, Apple is now a full-time glassblower. 🧊🔮 Get ready to customize your iPhone Home Screen like it’s a Pinterest board gone wrong! 🎨💅 Gone are the days of boring ol’ flat design; we’re talking about shiny, translucent vibes that’ll confuse your grandma into thinking she just opened a portal to the Matrix. 🤖✨ Just imagine her yelling, “The buttons, they’re glowing!” while you scream, “This is fine!” 🔥😂 Developer leak: “I can’t believe we went from skeuomorphic to glass. Next, we’re just putting a freaking window on the Home Screen.” – Some poor soul at Apple, probably. 🤦‍♂️💔 #PrayForDevelopers Pro tip: Slap a meme on the translucent tiles and watch your friends’ brains go galaxy brain over your customization skills. 🤯💥 Drake says “NOPE” to boring Home Screens, and let me tell you, that dude actively *seethes* at anyone who doesn’t use Liquid Glass. 👑🚀🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, every app will be a 3D virtual aquarium. Jump on that stonks train before it sinks! 💰💦 #iOS26 #LiquidGlass #NotATechJournalist