📱💤 *Yawn*… another day, another iOS feature that’s supposed to save our battery life but might just be a cruel joke from Tim Cook 😂🔋. Welcome to iOS 26, where Adaptive Power is crashing the party like that one friend who shows up uninvited but brings pizza 🍕. Imagine this: you can go longer between iPhone charges, and your phone won’t even tell you it needs a boost! It’s like finding a $20 bill in last year’s winter coat… #Blessed! 💸✨ But why do we need this when we’re already charging our phones three times a day like it’s some kind of tech baptism? 🙏⚡ 🎤 *Leaked developer quote time:* “We just didn’t want to fix the battery issue, so we put a sticker on it and called it a feature. #NoCap” - Some Frank in Cupertino, probably. And while Timmy’s at it, let’s talk about how Adaptive Power sounds more like a dystopian energy cult than a software feature 😵‍💫🔥. Prepare for a world where our iPhones live longer than we do, and we’re all just sitting here saying, “This is fine” while our phones become sentient and develop their own Instagram accounts. 🤡 Prediction: By 2025, iPhones will be powered by pure chaos energy, and the battery life will be infinite, but you’ll have to sell your soul to the Apple overlords to charge it! Can’t wait! 🚀💀