🚨🔥 Apple dropped some spicy tea — iOS 26 and iPadOS 26 public betas are about to hit the streets, fam! 📱👀 If you thought your life was already a tech dystopia, buckle up ‘cause this is about to get WILD! 🤡💀 So, what’s cooking in the Apple lab? Well, aside from the usual cringey “Hey Siri, I’m bored” moments, rumor has it they’re finally giving us a chance to turn those features we’ll never use into a full-on existential crisis! 🚀💔 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just want users to feel *something*… even if it’s just disappointment. 😂” Drake is pointing in disappointment as we collectively scream: “Can I just get my widgets back?” 💔🤦‍♂️ And don’t get me started on the battery drain… *this is fine* 🐸🔥 Also, if you wanna join this rollercoaster of glitches and dreams, better enroll fast. Eligibility? IDK, just be an Apple sheep and throw away your sanity! 😩💸 Prediction for iOS 26 drop? It’s either gonna be “Stonks” 📈 or “*seriously, who greenlit this*?" 😳🔥 Prepare for a wild ride — Mark my words, in 2024, Apple’s gonna start charging us to breathe in the same air as our iPhones. No cap! 🤖💰 Get your memes ready, 'cause this chaos is about to level up! 💀✨