🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S LIQUID GLASS IS BACK TO RUIN YOUR LIFE! 🍏🚨 So, you thought you were gonna glide into iOS 26 like 😎? Nah fam, turns out the Liquid Glass feature is giving off major “I can't see anything” VIBES. Like, why do we even need this futuristic nonsense if I still have to squint like I'm reading the fine print on my mom’s will? 🧐💰 Leaked convo between Apple devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “People can’t read the text. Should we fix it?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Why bother? Just tell them it’s ‘designed for optical excellence’!” 🔮 Now you’re stuck scrolling your iMessages like it's a treasure map, and let's be real, if I wanted to strain my eyes I’d just pull out my old Nokia brick. 📱💀 But here's the tea ☕️: You can actually change settings to make Liquid Glass less like opaque sludge and more like *actually readable.* Don’t ask me how, I’m just here for the chaos 🔥. Prediction time: In 2035, Apple will release the "iCandle" that literally sets your notifications on fire – it’s either that or coziness, right? 🤡🚀 #iCandle2025 So, if your brain isn’t ready to transcend to galaxy brain mode 🤯, just remember: this is fine. 😂 Share this chaos!