🚨📱 ATTENTION ALL DRAMA QUEENS (and non-Apple stans)! 🎉💀 You know that moment when Apple drops iOS 26 and you just wanna give it a big ol' “thank u, NEXT”? 🤡 Well, lemme hit you with some spicy deets: **5🔥 iPhone features that Android users have been sipping on like chamomile tea!** 🥴🍵 That's right, while the Apple cult is busy counting down the milliseconds until they can upgrade, us *normal* humans are sitting pretty! 🌈✨ Here’s the tea: 1. **Widgets!** 👀 - Yeah, we invented those, thanks! #HumbleBrag 2. **Screen Recording!** 🎥 - Because who doesn’t want proof of their gameplay while they roast enemies in online chat? *gnome emoji* 3. **Always-On Display!** 🕒 - Or as I like to call it, “that feature you forgot you had until you realize your phone is just as needy as your ex.” 4. **Focus Modes!** 📵 - Perfect for ignoring your responsibilities while you scroll TikTok! 📲💅 5. **Picture-in-Picture!** 🎬 - So you can watch cat videos while pretending to work... Like some real multitasking genius! 🙌 🚀💥 *“Leaked Developer Chat” Alert!* 🗣️ Dev1: “Why do we even bother anymore?” Dev2: “Because Android users can’t have ALL the fun, fam!” 🙃 Final prediction? 🤔 Next thing you know, Apple will start charging us for “iPhone vibes.” They’ll be like, “What, you thought we’d give you features for free? Stonks 🤷‍♂️🚀.” BET! Share this chaos with your friends before they go full *“this is fine”* meme