😂🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 drops a NEW feature, and it’s got political fundraisers shaking harder than your grandma at a rave! 💀🔥 So, apple 🍏 just decided that your Messages app was a literal dumpster fire 🔥 filled with “Unknown Senders” 💌 (aka: those spam bots trying to sell you a condo on Mars 🪐) and tucked ‘em away in a secret tab. Like we all need to see Dwayne from “Buy Used Golf Balls” trying to sell his wares on our family chats. 🚫🏌️‍♂️ But wait! 🚨 Punchbowl News is spilling the tea ☕️ — apparently, Republicans in D.C. are WHIPPING out the calculator 🧮, sweating bullets, and claiming that this cozy little update could cost them a whopping $25 MILLION in fundraising revenue. 💰💸 I mean, is that real or just a sad attempt to turn their "Seething" into "Stonks"? 📉📈 🔊 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we did this on purpose. We’re just trying to stop the spammy texts. #ForThePeople” - Tim Cook, probably. 😏 Fasten your seatbelts, because soon enough, politicians are gonna be sending carrier pigeons 🕊️ to reach you, because no one wants their fundraising to flop harder than Facebook stock after the Metaverse flop! Hot take: My prediction? In iOS 27, Apple’s gonna make it illegal for anyone to text after 10 PM, and we’ll ALL be sending smoke signals instead. 🚀🔥