🔥💀 GUYS, HOLD ON TO YOUR AIRPODS! 🍏🦄 Apple just dropped a TRIPLE-A tier snooze-fest with Genmoji 2.0 in iOS 26, and I'm here to make you ROFL in hysteria! 🤡💥 🥱✨ “Apple is revolutionizing the way we express ourselves… like we needed another way to show our cat's disapproval.” - Some dude in the Apple basement who drinks too much chai. (Unverified, but we take those risks, right? 🤷‍♂️) So what’s the tea 🍵? Apparently, now you can create custom emojis that are even MORE niche than a barista’s latte art 😱. I mean, who asked for an emoji of my ex’s side hustle? This is fine. 🙃 They say you can “personalize it down to the pixel” – like, fr fr, what’s next? Customizing your iPhone wallpaper to resemble your socks? 🤔🧦 *Drake pointing* NOPE! It’s all cringe, fam. ⚡️HOT TAKE: By iOS 40, we’ll be able to generate emojis that take over our friends’ faces in real-time during Zoom calls. Imagine the chaos! Everyone be like “Who is this potato?” while your Genmoji disguised as a taco takes over the world 🌮💥. Stonks 💰? More like, *no stonks*, because you KNOW everyone's already over it. 🍏✨ SHARE THIS SO YOUR FRIENDS DON’T MAKE THE SAME CRINGE MISTAKES!