🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 Just Gave Wallet's Most Neglected Feature a MAKEOVER! 🤖🔥 Ok, fam, prepare your wallets ‘cause Apple is dropping some *NERVE* with the Wallet app updates! 🚀💰 I mean, WHO asked for car keys and boarding passes when we could’ve been getting a sick ORDER TRACKING overhaul? Like, ever heard of priorities, Apple!? 🤡💀 “Leaked internal convo” from an Apple dev: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Order tracking is useful, right?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, fam, let’s just focus on shiny car keys no one uses.” 💥 Dev 3: “Bet we can make it look like we're *revolutionizing* the wheel.” But let's keep it a buck, iOS 26 is basically spitting in the face of all those poor lost packages 😓📦. And we all know that feeling when your tracking says, “Out for delivery,” but what it really means is it’s living its best life in some random delivery truck. 🚚💨 So while you're out here feeling like this is fine 🐕‍🔥, just remember, Order Tracking is on the rise 🔝✨. 🧠✨💫 Unhinged prediction: By iOS 27, Wallet will also track your emotional baggage while you shop for overpriced headphones. Bet! 💅 #Stonks 🚀