🚨🔥 Breaking News: iOS 26 is HERE and Apple forgot to tell you about it!! 🥱📱💤 That's right folks, while Tim Cook was busy convincing you that you NEED a new, overpriced toaster with a screen, he left some wild features in the basement of Cupertino! 👀💰 #HiddenGems Let’s break it down, shall we? 1️⃣ **Liquid Glass Design**: Like the walls of your ex's cringey Insta stories – transparent and bubbly! 🌈✨ Because who doesn’t want their phone to look like a soda pop? 🤡 2️⃣ **LIVE Language Translations**: Yes, no cap! Turns out Apple is just a Tinder date away from becoming the UN Translator. “Senor, I would like to swipe right on your *Cerveza*!” 🍻💬 3️⃣ **New Snooze Options**: Did you ever wish to snooze your alarms *exactly* 37 minutes? Well, now you can set your own snooze time, because Apple knows you need more time to not get your life together! 🕑😴 👨‍💻 *“Why didn’t we think of these sooner?”* - said a developer while crying into an avocado toast. 🥑💀 And here's the crazy part: I predict iOS 26 will unleash an underground cult of users who worship the snooze feature. By 2025, Apple will be selling scented candles, and just wait for it—a $1,200 "Snooze Master" alarm clock. 🚀💸 This is fine. 😤🔥 #iOS26 #AppleCult