🚨🛑 STOP THE PRESSES! iOS 26 is here, and it’s *actually* trying to save your eyeballs from THOUGHT CRIMES! 🤖👀🔥 💔📞 Hold onto your shorts, fam, because FaceTime is officially developed by your mom now! If someone starts to undress? BOOM! Call frozen, like your love life! 😳🧊 It’s like the new "This Is Fine" meme, but for your virtual hangouts! RIP to those spontaneous reveals, am I right? 💀😂 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We just couldn’t let another poor user see the ‘exposed’ side of their cousin Jake in full glory. So we made it freeze! It’s not a glitch, it’s *art*.” 🎨 Messages, Wallet, and CarPlay are getting updates too, but WHO CARES? This undress freeze is the real game-changer! 🤡💥 Drake says “nah” to calls where the ‘fit goes too far, while his stonks in the cringe meter are going *up* as we speak. 📈💰 In conclusion? Forget privacy! We’re guard-dogging your eyes from NSFW FaceTime vibes! 😤🔒 🔥🌟 HOT TAKE: iOS 27 will have an *emotional freeze* feature... Call ends if you dare to cry on a video call. 😭🤖 #AppleSavesUsFromOurselves