🚨🍏📱 *BREAKING* - iOS 26 is HERE and it’s not just liquid glass, it’s the liquid currency of our tech-obsessed lives! 💸💦 Apple decided to skip all the way to 26 because let’s be real, who needs consistency when you can just flex your way to the top? 😂👑 So, what's the tea? 🍵 A whole new home and lock screen that is *literally* wet! I mean, who doesn't love the idea of glass that might or might not shatter on contact with...well, LIFE? 💔💀 🤖 Apple also went full-on “we know you hate spam!” with the new filter in Messages that’ll kick those pesky robocalls to the curb like they're last week's TikTok trends. 🚫✋ Bye felicia! And they've added a feature to hold your spot in phone purgatory! ‘Cause waiting on hold is basically a rite of passage, amirite? 😩📞 *Leaked developer quote*: "We just took some features Google has been using for 5 years and slapped a glass filter on them. Boom! Innovation!" - *Some Guy in a hoodie* 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Hot take: iOS 26 is Apple's way of saying: “hey, we’re still better than Android, but our ship is SO sinking” 🚀💔 Better grab the *liquid glass* before your iPhone starts cost more than rent! This is the future of tech, fam. Embrace the drip or drown in the cringe! 🌊 #Stonks 🤡 Share this if you still believe in the Apple dream! 🍏✨