🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Apple fans, brace yourselves! 🍏📱 The prophecy has been fulfilled; iOS 26 is dropping this Monday! 🎉 But let’s keep it a buck: who’s surprised? Based on Apple’s predictable cycle of milk-the-cow updates, your phone is about to get another shiny layer of “meh.” 💀💅 I mean, can we get a stonks up for our boy Tim Cook? 📈 “Leaked” developer quote: “Yeah, bro, we just slapped a new wallpaper on it, called it iOS 26, and charged ’em $1,200 for the new phone. Easy peasy!” 🤖💸 I see you, Tim. We’re all on the edge of our seats for the “AMAZING” new features! (Spoiler: Dark Mode 2.0 anyone? 😂) Meanwhile, your Android friends are out here like Drake pointing, “We’re not copying any of that, fr fr.” 😏🕶️ But hey, Apple stans will eat it up with a side of “this is fine” memes while updating apps that haven’t worked since 2016. 🌍🚀 Unhinged prediction mode activated: By 2025, Apple will introduce the iOS 26.5 which will literally just be a Pokémon update but *YOUR iPhone will be the Pokémon.* 💥🔥💰 Trust me, this is the future! Who’s ready to capture their phone???