🚨🦾 BREAKING: Microsoft Edge turned into your personal shopping KAREN?! 💅💸 That's right, fam! Microsoft just dropped AI features that feel like you’ve got your own assistant, but instead of fetching coffee, it’s adding to your cart! ☕🛒 So I tested Edge’s glowing new skills, right? And lemme tell you, it was like trying to make sense of the latest TikTok dance challenge — chaotic, confusing, and I’m pretty sure it’s got some hidden agendas. Like, "Yo, Edge, get your life together!" 😂💀 Here's the tea: I asked it to shop for me, and it was like a toddler in a candy store! 🍭 “Oops! Did you want to buy 5 jars of pickles instead of one?” No cap, I was ready to clutch my pearls and scream “This is fine!” as it threw my credit card into the fiery abyss of impulse buys. 🔥💳 One leaked developer quote I *totally* didn’t make up: "Honestly, we were just trying to make Edge cooler than your ex at a reunion." 👀🤖💔 So what’s my hot take? In the future, your browser is gonna be your therapist too... and it *will* come with an upgrade fee for emotional support. 😭💰 #MicrosoftPleaseStop #EdgeIsCringe but also... stonks? 🚀💎