🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: 🔊 iOS 26 Just Dropped a NEW Ringtone and It's NOT What You Expected! 🤡💀 So, remember when Apple thought the dramatic, iconic "Marimba" ringtone was basically the Beethoven of our baggy-panted teen years? Well, get ready to grab your side-eye shades, fam, because iOS 26 just cranked the cringe dial to 11 with a new ringtone! 🎉🎶 Apple's like, "Hey, we’re gonna bless your eardrums with a fresh sound," while the rest of us are just trying to escape the trauma of the **default ringtone** 🔔 that haunts us every Zoom call like it's the ghost of bad decisions past. Leaked convo from a "source" inside Apple: 👨‍💻 Developer: "We've got this fire new ringtone. It's like Marimba, but with a dash of existential dread. People will LOVE it." 👩‍💻 Other Developer: "You mean, they'll hate it but still use it because iPhone? Got it." Honestly, the only thing more boring than this announcement was my last Tinder date 💔. So grab your earwax, folks! This is as exciting as watching paint dry on the latest version of iOS. 🚀🔥 🔥 HOTT TAKE: Mark my words, in the future, iPhones will come pre-loaded with ASMR ringtones for the ultimate cringe factor. Imagine being soothed to sleep by soft whispers of "Please update your software." This is fine. 🤯📱💤 #iOS26 #RingtoneRevolution #TechnicallyBoring