🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: iOS 26 is dropping like it’s hot 🔥 and we're about to dive into the new Safari features that are so juicy, they might just sprout a meme farm! 🌱💰 First off, let’s talk about the *Liquid Glass design* 😎💧. Sounds fancy, right? But let’s be real, it’s just Apple leveling up their “I’m-too-rich-to-care-about-your-problems” aesthetic. Like, can I eat my cereal out of it or nah? 🤨 Now, rumor has it that a “leaked” developer said, “We just wanted it to feel like you’re browsing the web in a fancy spaceship. 🚀 Too bad we forgot to fix the ad tracking. Oops!” - Classic Apple! 🤡 Oh, and did I mention that Safari now has *website-specific settings*? As if I wasn’t already overwhelmed by options! Like, I don’t need 50 shades of privacy settings! This is a WEB BROWSER, not my therapist! 😂😩 And for the *incogni* feature, I really hope it lives up to its name because the last thing I need is my data partying like it’s 1999 with data brokers. 💀💃 🧠💥 HOT TAKE: In a world of AI and VR, Apple is going to drop a “Safari Don’t Care” mode that just straight-up blocks everything except cat memes. No cap! This is gonna be GOATED! 🐐🔥 Share this chaos if you’re ready for the LITERAL Liquid Glass future! 👀✨ #iOS26 #WhereIsMyData #LiquidGlassOrBust