**🗣️ HEY APPLE FANBOYS, HOLD ON TO YOUR AIRPODS!!! 🍏🚀** Get ready to do the macarena (or whatever dance is cool now) because Apple is droppin’ iOS 26 sooner or later. 😱👀💥 That's right, the cult of the bitten fruit is about to bless us with **Liquid Glass**... like, do we need glass that's wet? Is it a drink or a phone?? 🍹📱💦 Rumor has it the beta testers are already sipping that sweet iOS 26 Kool-Aid ☕, while the rest of us are stuck watching the grass grow. 🌱 **"I haven't been this hyped since I found a new pizza place!"** says one dev who may or may not exist. BUT WAIT! The release date is still shrouded in mystery like your grandma’s “secret” cookie recipe. 🙈🍪 Expect it sometime between NOW and the *freaking heat death of the universe*. **Drake Approved**: 🔥 "No iOS 26 is not worth the wait." *Drake pointing left* ➡️ *Drake pointing right* ⬅️ **Leaked Dev Quote**: “We threw in a feature to make your phone smell like a new car... it’s probably a glitch, but ya know, stonks!” 💸💫 🔥💥 **FINAL TAKE**: If they don’t make it holographic, I’m throwing my iPhone into the nearest black hole. 🕳️💀 LET THE CHAOS ENSUE! 🤡💻