🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨🚨 Apple just dropped iOS 26, and it’s like they threw a house party, but only invited that one friend who brings kale salad. 🥴🥗💔 **Polls in iMessages?** Oh wow, thanks for making my group chats even MORE chaotic! Like, can’t wait to vote on whether we’re getting sushi or tacos while my phone dings like a vending machine in a caffeine factory! 📱🛎️💥 This isn't just a feature, fam; this is DIGITAL ANARCHY! Imagine your group chat looking like a high-stakes "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episode, but we’re just deciding which restaurant gets our hard-earned cash (and the stonks are NOT looking good). 💸💀 🚀 "Luke, I found your poll!" - Apple Developer 1, probably. 🤖 "Bro, just let me text, okay? I'm trying to get the vibe, not run a democracy!" - Apple Developer 2, seething. 😤 And let’s not even mention that “Liquid Glass design” - bruh, is it a phone or a fancy water bottle? 🤣 So here’s the hot take: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be voting on everything through polls. Next up? “Should I still be friends with this person?” If we’re not careful, we might end up in a TikTok dance-off to decide who pays the bill! 💃🤯 This is fine… I guess? 🔥🔥💀