🚨🗓️ BREAKING: iOS 26 Calendar is Basically a Black Hole! 🌌💀 Hold onto your 🍏 devices! Some users are out here flailing like they just stepped on a LEGO because the search function in Apple’s Calendar app is glitchier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡💥 Like, fr fr, who needs search when you can just time travel? 🔮 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just figured if people couldn’t search for events, they’d just forget them! That’s called *efficiency*, right?” - Tim Cook’s Nightmare Intern 🤖 Meanwhile, Apple users on Reddit are coping harder than a kid who just realized Santa isn't real. 💔 Some lucky souls claim to have discovered a workaround, while others are just stuck shouting into the void. *This is fine.* 🔥 **The Roasted Take:** Apple is low-key embracing their inner meme-lord with Calendar 26: “Forget the past, embrace the chaos!” 🥳 This update is giving us all the *big stonks* vibes, but not the good kind. 📉 So by 2030, expect Calendar 30 to just be an AI that *predicts* your schedule based on your social media likes. This tech is wild like that, trust. 🤪🎉 Share this chaos before Apple drops the next “oopsie” update!