🎉💥 ATTENTION, HUMANITY! iOS 26 is here and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a black hole! 🚀💀 The *Morning After* is NOT what you expect after a wild night with Apple. It’s more like the Sunday Scaries but with a side of Liquid Glass smoothness! 💧📱✨ Grab your coffee and brace yourselves, because Apple has decided to finally let the public join in on the beta test FOMO 🍏👀. That’s right, fellow guinea pigs, we’re diving into a design shift that looks more fluid than my last relationship! And guess what? The search bar moved! 🚨 📊 Why? Because Apple loves to keep us on our toes! Developer Q: "Why do we keep moving the search bar?" Imaginary Apple Dev A: "Because if you don’t confuse them, did we even launch anything?" 🤡🔥 New features include Visual Intelligence for screenshots that might still call you bald 💀, and Apple Music's AutoMix – which is like a DJ, but you’re the one regretting your playlist choices! Also, Messages has *custom backgrounds* — finally, you can now dress your texts up like it’s a Tinder profile! 😂💔 Hot take: 🤔🧠 By 2030, Apple will release a mind-reading iOS where it knows your thoughts before you do! *This is fine.* Share this chaos, or forever hold your peace! 🥴💬📲