🚨 Breaking News, iSheep! 📱🍏 Apple just dropped the iOS 26 beta, and it comes with something called LIQUID GLASS!!! 🥴💧 I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure the only liquid my phone should have is the tears I cry while paying for my overpriced charger! 💸😂 So here’s the tea ☕: Apple is basically saying “What’s cooler than glass? 🍷 Liquid glass!” Now your iPhone can be as fragile as your ex's emotional state. Here’s how to dive into the chaos: sign up for the beta and risk turning your phone into a fancy paperweight. 💀👀 “Mfw I updated and my phone literally melted” - some random dev probably. 🔥 But wait, there’s more! What if I told you this update could fix all the bugs like an exorcism? 🕵️‍♂️🚀 Or, you know, just add more? Stonks for Apple are going UP, but my patience is going DOWN, fr fr. 💥💬 “This is fine” - me trying to figure out why my phone has turned into a potato after the update! So, if you wanna try it, just remember, it’s not a beta; it’s a “beta-clysm.” 🤡 ⬇️ Hot Take: iOS 26 will literally evolve into a sentient being and start coaching you through life decisions. “Siri, should I break up with my girlfriend?” “NO, THOSE STONKS ARE STILL RISING!” 📈💔🤖