🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 BETA COMING SOON! 🍏🚨 Y’all, the Apple gods have spoken, and they said “next week” is going to be *lit* 🔥🚀! That’s right, folks, put on your thinking caps and consult your astrology charts because iOS 26 is reportedly about to drop from the heavens! 🌌✨ But let’s keep it a buck: this beta will probably make your phone feel like it’s powered by a potato 🥔🔋. Just look at those devs, vibing hard at Apple Park: "We’re just in a meeting about fixing the Wi-Fi issues, but the real goal is to see if IOS 26 crashes EVERYONE’S 📱👀!” – said a totally real Apple developer (probably named Chad). Drake’s really out here pointing to the "stay on iOS 25" meme because let’s be real, nobody needs more reasons to cringe at random app crashes. 😳💔 Meanwhile, our friends at Android are over here like *stonks* 💰📈, sipping their tea, while us iOS users continue to play the “is my phone on fire or is it just iOS?” game. 💀🔥 Now let me hit you with a spicy hot take: next week, iOS 26 launches, but every device below iPhone 12? 👉 Cope and seethe, fam! 🚫📱 “Software updates are merely suggestions,” right? 🤡💥 Get ready for a wild ride, fam! Buckle up! 🤪🎢 #BetaMadness