🚨👀📢 HOLD ON, FOLKS — iOS 26 is dropping, and it’s about to change your life! (Or, like, maybe just your wallpaper. 🤷‍♂️) Apple’s officially flexing its Liquid Glass design — yes, you read that right! It’s like the *Aesthetic Olympics* over here, competing with Windows Vista in 2007. *Stonks! 📈* But wait, let’s talk compatibility! 💀💔 If you’re still rocking an iPhone 8 or X, guess what? 👋 You’re officially *outta here* like that one friend who always asks for a ride. *Seethe harder!* “🤨 *Developer Guy* here — we *totally* wanted everyone to feel welcome, but Apple doesn’t play with fossils anymore! #UpgradeOrDIE" 🔥 Wanna risk it all and download the beta? It’s like a blind date in the tech world, folks. Will it go smoothly or end in chaos? 🤡 *This is fine!* So, if you’re still sipping that cringey old iOS tea, start praying your device makes the cut! 🙏💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, all iPhones will require a PhD in Fine Arts to operate — and will only run on organic, ethically-sourced battery juice! 🌿🤣 #iOSRecycleBin #FutureVibes Share this chaos with your friends before they update their wallpaper and forget everything else! 🌀📱💥