🚨🍏 BREAKING: iOS 26 beta just dropped like it’s hot, and guess what? Apple’s flexing on us with new deets 💥 about the Apple Watch Ultra 3! ⌚️💎 Let’s be honest. If you thought the Apple Watch was just a fancy way to ignore your friends while showing off your “health” stats, you’re *not* ready for this ride. 🤡🔥 A bigger display? Pshh, like we need more excuses to scroll TikTok while pretending to jog. 🏃‍♂️ Rumor has it, #TeamCook whispered in a dark room: “Why not make the watch even bigger? People clearly want to wear dinner plates on their wrists. 🤪🍽️” And I’m over here like, “Apple, stun us with a hologram already! 🚀💰” We’re talking about watch face that screams “I’m rich, and I know it,” while reminding you to breathe every 5 minutes. Breathe, then buy more overpriced cables! 💸💀 🔥🔥 Here's the real tea: Soon we’ll be wearing Ultra 3s the size of our heads, and influencers will be flexing them like they just adopted a dog. The true flex is actually being able to LIFT it! 📈💪 In conclusion: This fall, be prepared for size and price inflation to go through the roof, no cap. Can’t wait to see y’all frantically hitting “update” while your bank accounts weep. 💔😱 #iOS26 #Stonks And remember, when life gives you a big watch, just pretend you have a galaxy brain! 💫💀🤯